Jake’s mom is a total badass
sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’
me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*
me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology
The sun never sets on the British Empire because God doesn’t trust the British in the dark.
My extremely angry history teacher, quoting his extremely angry grandfather.
TH: I would like to nominate Benedict Cumberbatch, Luke Evans, and Helena Bonham Carter. You have 24 hours to respond.
Now you three can’t tell me you didn’t brainstorm to do this white-shirt conspiracy on purpose.